Monday, July 13, 2009

Baby Fight Club

If Michael Vick would've had three babies and a telephone, he wouldn't have gone to jail.

I checked the legality of baby fighting in Alabama and it appears to be legal. Dog fighting is illegal, of course. See Ala. Code Section 3-1-29. As is bear wrestling. See Ala. Code Section 13A-12-5(a) ("A person commits the offense of unlawful bear exploitation if he or she knowingly . . . [p]romotes, engages in, or is employed at a bear wrestling match.") Surprisingly - nothing specifically about babies.

So, this Saturday, bring a baby and a stack of twenties to my place. BYOB. Regular UFC regulations apply, but with a scaled down six sided ring.

I will warn you that the 18 to 20 pound weight class is stacked. And, don't forget the two rules of Baby Fight Club.


  1. That's awesome! My boys have conquered the corral! They are 18 months so you have a few months. :)

  2. Sshhh. Mums the word. Don't want to be caught breaking the Baby Fight Club rules. (What Baby Fight Club?)
    But you can put us down for $20 on the pink pants personality. We think she's got it going on. Ssshhhh.

  3. Alesha Hardin-OsburnJuly 20, 2009 at 1:26 PM

    that was the funniest thing I have seen and read in quite some time.