Monday, July 13, 2009

Baby Fight Club

If Michael Vick would've had three babies and a telephone, he wouldn't have gone to jail.



I checked the legality of baby fighting in Alabama and it appears to be legal. Dog fighting is illegal, of course. See Ala. Code Section 3-1-29. As is bear wrestling. See Ala. Code Section 13A-12-5(a) ("A person commits the offense of unlawful bear exploitation if he or she knowingly . . . [p]romotes, engages in, or is employed at a bear wrestling match.") Surprisingly - nothing specifically about babies.

So, this Saturday, bring a baby and a stack of twenties to my place. BYOB. Regular UFC regulations apply, but with a scaled down six sided ring.


I will warn you that the 18 to 20 pound weight class is stacked. And, don't forget the two rules of Baby Fight Club.

3 comments:

  1. That's awesome! My boys have conquered the corral! They are 18 months so you have a few months. :)

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  2. Sshhh. Mums the word. Don't want to be caught breaking the Baby Fight Club rules. (What Baby Fight Club?)
    But you can put us down for $20 on the pink pants personality. We think she's got it going on. Ssshhhh.

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  3. Alesha Hardin-OsburnJuly 20, 2009 at 1:26 PM

    that was the funniest thing I have seen and read in quite some time.

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