Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Eastbound & Down

For those of you who didn't catch the series Eastbound & Down on HBO earlier this year, it's out on DVD. If you find redneckery as appealing as I do, you'll probably want to drop this in your Netflix queue.


The series is about a fictional washed up pitcher, Kenny Powers. The Powers character is a version of former Braves closer John Rocker, but with an awesome mullet and lacking about 15 more I.Q. points.

I don't want to oversell it too much, but Eastbound & Down makes Citizen Kane look like Jaws 4. The six episode series is probably mankind's greatest achievement thus far, pending Season 2 of Eastbound & Down, of course.

I will warn you, though, it is foul. It is so foul that I made Anne (a/k/a Auntie Anne - babies' NICU nurse) cover her eyes during part of the second episode. Anne is 25 (I think) if that gives you any idea just how foul it is. Funny, but foul.

3 comments:

  1. While I certainly understand the rhetorical point you are making with the "makes Citizen Kane look like Jaws 4" comment, I do have to say: I have seen Citizen Kane, and it blows. Jaws 4 (more properly known as Jaws: The Revenge), however, is one of the most awesomely bad movies of all time. Plus, Jaws 4 features one of the most bizarre set of co-stars in cinema history: Academy Award-winning actor Sir Michael Caine and . . . wait for it . . . Mario Van Peebles.

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  2. My favorite part of Jaws 4 (the Revenge) is the deplorable logic in getting away from a shark by going to an island on a boat. Iowa, Montana - pertty much anywhere without sharks would have worked. At least Jaws 4 cured my fear of sharks caused by Jaws, which was actually poop-your-pants scary.

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  3. I just can't think of a good comment now as I am not able to stop my pee-in-your-pants laughing at your "poop-your-pants scary" sentiment. Haaa!

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